Be serious so that pretentious "mad" people only can laugh at the downright ludicrous, ie people like themselves.

No Xcuses Eh ! : Shed Tears ?

The more volume ur tears, the more ur teacher's volume #?~!

Crude or vain? : Just that best 2 avoid using it

Wa Lao
Wat the heck?
Shit (Some say never let that come out of 1's mouth when few dare 2 even hold it in their hands)
Wat the Hell?
Damn


Better 2 say (in-lieu)
What a game?
Aiya?
VVVery?
That Bad?

Boss's virtues is 2 use ur id 2 borrow from banks and loan-sharks!

Beware, do not be intimidated by ur boss, report him or her if he does that, else u will be the 1 hounded ...